Legend has it, that the Uncle was a real Scumbag… OK, it’s not legend, it’s the truth. He spent years perfecting the best Face Cream to moisturize his dry, peeling skin in order to get some of the ‘Pussy’ he always spoke of. Dick Johnson managed to get hold of his secret formula and have now promised to leave your skin so smooth and fresh that even the Uncle himself would want you!!

To use: Apply gently to your face every morning and/or evening to leave the skin feeling smooth and sexy!!