Posted by Teemu Peltoniemi
on February 19, 2025
At Dick, we only hire tough guys. At least in their own opinion. And if you ask us, the toughest of them all are Leevi and Nico.
But these poor souls made a massive mistake: they started bragging about how tough they are in front of everyone else. Naturally, the only logical reaction from the team was to demand proof — and to throw the guys into the MMA cage with Dick’s partner and a truly tough dude, Markus "Master Colombo" Rytöhonka.
Let’s be clear: Markus Rytöhonka is the nicest guy on earth. Family man, proper, honest — and of course, ridiculously handsome. He’s so nice that it almost felt wrong to have him beat up two unsuspecting Dick employees. Leevi and Nico are nice too, just not that nice.
Both Leevi and Nico claim to have some combat sports background. What this probably means is that they punched a heavy bag a couple of times as kids. So realistically, they stood no chance. But hey, you reap what you sow!
So, we happily called up Markus and booked an MMA cage at GB Gym in Helsinki for the biggest and most important MMA event of the century (well, at least in our opinion)!
Do you want to be a badass too?
Check out Markus’s favorite grooming products below—perfect for boosting your confidence to the roof, through the roof, to the stratosphere, and beyond!
Beard balm is especially great for softening and maintaining stubble or shorter beards. God Spray is such an easy skincare product, you can spray it on your face between rounds—even with your gloves on. With the antiperspirant, you'll easily be the least stinky guy in the locker room. Freezing Nuts, well... that one needs no explanation. And the Grooming Stash wash bag makes sure your gear doesn’t scatter all over your gym bag.