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Excuse my French

Excuse my French is Dick Johnson original product line. All the cosmetic products of this line are made in Nordic Europe, a cold place called Finland. Folks think that polar bears live here, they don't! Sometimes they visit here and get hammered.
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Ghost Clay 100ml

Ghost Clay 100ml

€24.90
Bald Cream 50ml - Approved By Dean Norris

Bald Cream 50ml - Approved By Dean Norris

€24.90
Shaving Soap Super Mousse 80g

Shaving Soap Super Mousse 80g

€14.90
Conditioner Fils De Dieu

Conditioner Fils De Dieu

From €19.90
Beard Cream Ala Gloire Des Dieux

Beard Cream Ala Gloire Des Dieux

€29.90
God Spray - Use like face cream

God Spray - Use like face cream

€19.90
Beard Vitamin

Beard Vitamin

€29.90
Beard Scissors

Beard Scissors

€34.90
Snake Oil Unscented
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Snake Oil Unscented

€29.90
Snake Oil Oak & Gin
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Snake Oil Oak & Gin

€29.90
Bar Of Soap

Bar Of Soap

€9.90
Razor Blades

Razor Blades

€14.90
Original Comb

Original Comb

€14.90
Eau de Parfum Original

Eau de Parfum Original

Shower Gel Brule Couilles

Shower Gel Brule Couilles

€19.90
Shampoo Merveille Baise

Shampoo Merveille Baise

From €19.90
Salt Spray Brume Dàrgent

Salt Spray Brume Dàrgent

€19.90
Shaving Gel Inexorable Smoky

Shaving Gel Inexorable Smoky

€14.90
Pomade Utility Balm

Pomade Utility Balm

€24.90
Snake Balm Beard Balm

Snake Balm Beard Balm

€29.90
Beard Brush

Beard Brush

€24.90
Beard Wash GodLike

Beard Wash GodLike

€24.90
Hair & Body Wash

Hair & Body Wash

€19.90
Grooming Tonic Fulgurant

Grooming Tonic Fulgurant

€19.90
Deodorant Enivrant

Deodorant Enivrant

€19.90
Beard Oil Snake Oil

Beard Oil Snake Oil

€29.90
Shaving Brush

Shaving Brush

€19.90
Fibre Wax Insouciant

Fibre Wax Insouciant

€24.90
Pomade Inepuisable

Pomade Inepuisable

€24.90

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